Off topic, but please help!-rollerderby crisis

[IHeartConcrete]

Yes, where is this poll?
You didn't like any of my suggestions??

-Demo Blonde
-Blondie
-Blitzy
-Skatie Holmes
-Hilary Buff, Hilary Tough, Hilary Rough (how could you NOT want to take your name from a goody-two shoes pop singer??)
-Meanie Suvari

[Mr. Natural]

Here's everything that I could come up with (some of these, as it turns out, were already being used by other league members). Modern E has apparently rejected all of them.

You guys may be able to influence her. She had already selected the number 7. I tried to think of stuff that was lewd or violent or something that could be made into a persona. The starred ones were my favorites (and not currently taken):


Madame Whorra

Sodom Insane

Lips Cumstein

La Rubia Diabolica

La Rubia Diabla

La Rubia de Ruedas (or something that sounds like the rolling blonde)

Moustache Girl

Cream of Meat *****

B.F. Goodlick ****

Seven Dollar Jill

Manda Rimmer

Penny Pincher

Livia Bleadon

Livia Beggin

Sue S. Idol

Uma Hurtmen

Catherine Crunch *

Essie Lay

Iona Sextoy ***

Lois Carmen Denominator *

Sofonda Cox *** (or Sofonda Mehn, or Sofonda Payne, or Sofonda Dix)

Fonda Cox ** see derivatives above...

Summer Easy

Venus Di Mylar

Virginia Hamm

Zsa Zsa LaWhore ***

Kristy Kreme **

Abortia Clinique **

Ivana Quifonya *

Finger Myho

Pee Wee Hymen ***

Dinah Cancer

May Aculpa

Lena Over

Cuntalina Fucklebitch **

Frayda Cox

Onya Back

Philma Crackin **

Barbara Seville *****

Hester Rectomy *

Cleo Taurus **

Vaginasaurus

Queefasaurus Rex

Skankasaurus

Queef Elizabeth the Seventh

Cannibal Spice

The Fab Two

Union Jill

Union Jack-off

The British Isles

The Canterbury Cocktease

The Cambridge Cocktease

The English Channel

Colonel Queef

Officer Anal

JackOfficer

Officer Quim

Little Mary Sunshine

Little Bunny Foo Foo

Lil' Miss Muffet

Little Orphan Angry

Mary Jane Cocktease

Schadenfreude

Ginger Snatch *

Quim Reaper

The Grim Queefer****************

Cooze Control

Cooze missile

Full Metal Jacquelin

Chlamydia

Golden Nugget

Granny Whupass

Jenna Taylor *

Green Va-Giant (or just Vagiant)******

Afro-dyte (costume must include giant afro wig)

The Bride

Sister Sledge

Sister Pain

Sister Sangre

Mother Mayhem

Bar Nun

Sister Chaos

Bad Habit

Snow White Trash

American Maid

Demolitia

Mother Russia

Dee Fledermaus

La Mascara Diabolica

Gata Negra

The Scarlet Harlot

Police Siren

Officer Gunns

Officer Boom Boom

Ninja Barbie

Aunt Flo

Aqua-Gina (some kind of mermaid schtick)

Madusa

the Shocker

Cherries Jubilee

Sherry Canary

Ginger Caverns

Miss Informed (naughty librarian)

Madame BOHICA (stands for "Bend Over Here It Comes Again")

7 million dollar Woman

Acid Rayne

Candi Stryper

Necromantique

Den Mother (girl scout uniform)

Gloria Wholesome

Cass Traitor

Cass Trader

Corn-hole Barbie **

Snatch Apache

Goldicocks

Razorpussy

Annie Lingus

Connie Lingus

Iron Hymen

Iron "Dyke" Hymen

Betty Sphincter

Bald Beaver

Victoria Clittenstein

Eve Summers

Mona Cummings

Lois Carmen the Dominator

Non-Dairy Queefer**************

The Seventh Horseman of the Queefpocalypse

The Black Canyon Freeway *


For comparison, here are some other names currently used by some league members in San Diego and elsewhere:

BJ Hooker

Back Doris

Aunt Flo (yes, sadly that one is taken)

Ginger Tits


My vote? The Grim Queefer

[modernlover]

I laffed so hard, now the cat won't come out from under the bed.......

My vote: The Grim Queefer.

Runner ups: Green Vagiant is brilliant. Barbara Seville. BF Goodlick. Iona Sextoy (LOL)......

Don't be afraid, Stef.

[PixelPixie]

One of my longtime favored fantasy/rp characters' names has always been Sister Sledge.

She carried a bashing weapon and of course was a female priestess.

I vote for for Sistah Sledge! It's habit forming!!!!

[matthew]

Officer BoomBoom is pretty sweet.

Ginger Tits is "nice"

But I am really going going to be disappointed if you don't use Iona Sextoy. That is brilliant. Good work natch.

[modernenthusiast]

Ok- I can't put the options into a poll- here are my top names though so if everyone can just post their favorite- I can take a tally

The Renovator
Attention Whore
Yo Mama (or Joe Mama)- I love JC'S idea
Non Dairy Queefer (People willthink I couldn't come up with a name)
Seventh Horseman of the Queefpocalypse (S.P.O.Q.)
Livia Bleedin
Sofonda Payne
Catherine Crunch
Sistah Sledge
Summer Easy
Zsa Zsa La Whore
Onya Back
The Grim Queefer
Miss Informed
Hilary Rough
Skatie Holmes
Psycho X
Cass Traitor
Iona Sextoi

Ok- this is what I narrowed it down to- I like a lot of them- Thank god Natch only posted some of what he came up with- it would have gone on for pages. He wants me to paint a white skull on my face and call myself the Grim Queefer.

Please, please just post which ones you like- I like all of these.FYI- My number is 7- I did not pick the seventh one on Natch's list ( I am not going to be mustache girl Natch- don't make fun of me)- I refuse to be Cherries Jubilee- that sounds like a porn star (although a lot of these names do).

I would appreciate your help-I only came up with two of these names myself- I didn't reject the others, there are just so many. Help!

[Mr. Natural]

I like your spelling of Iona Sextoi.

But you gotta go with the Grim Queefer. You just need some skulls as part of your costume. Painting a white skull on your face would just complete the picture. Lots of black, lots of skulls and the painted face = your own saturday morning cartoon in like 5 years.


Seventh Horseman of the Queefpocalypse should be abbreviated "SHOQ" (not SPOQ).

By the way, if you remember Revelations 8:13, the other six horsemen were:

War, Pestilence, Famine, Death, Pestilence's Sister, and Breakfast at Wendy's.

[PixelPixie]

There's something kind of pure about The Renovator.

[JC]

Zsa Zsa La Whore
JackOfficer
Mary Jane Cocktease
Granny Whupass
Bride of Smashtosterone

My top 5- although I included some not on your list.

Top vote?
Zsa Zsa La Whore

[matthew]

okay, what's the story on the queef thing?

[modernlover]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queef

[matthew]

War, Pestilence, Famine, Death, Pestilence's Sister, and Breakfast at Wendy's.

::shivers::

breakfast at wendy's does seem kinda scary. weird.

[matthew]

can i be off-topic in an off-topic post? i think not. what could be more on-topic than http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Sexual_slang

enjoy.

[matthew]

ok, last post of the night:

that link was not really worth posting. my head was still spinning from the definition of the Alabama Hot-Pocket when i made that last post...

[modernenthusiast]

Woops- sorry meant to put an "H"- not a P- sorry Natch for messing up one of your most prized creations.

Mathew- I don't know what is up, but Mr. Natural is obsessed with the "Q" phenomenon. Finds it hysterical. Can amuse himself for hours with the variations in name/theme.

What does everyone think of " The Grim Queefer"? I only saw one positive comment and you know who swears that this board loves that name. Any comments? Any negatives?

And what exactly would I be if I were the seventh horseman- pestilence's stepsister? Illegitimate child?

And what is up with that trumpet link on the link you posted mathew? What is an Alabama hot-pocket?....oh god ...I am probably going to get grossed out.