Off topic, but please help!-rollerderby crisis

[Haverphile]

Actually, I'm thinking a combination of:

1. Your dangerous, killer nature - aka "cidal properties"

–cide
suff.
Killer: bactericide.
Act of killing: ecocide.
[Middle English, from Old French (from Latin -cīda, killer) and from Latin -cīdium, killing, both from caedere, to strike, kill.]

and

2. The "get out of my way" aspect of Roller Derby, aka step aside

equals

"Stephacide" - which, when pronounced correctly, sounds like "step aside"

[PixelPixie]

Now there's a winner!

[Mr. Natural]

I have to agree with Alison here-
I would probably dump you if I was dating you and I found out your rollerderby name was The Grim Queefer....
I think the object is to sound mean and tough, not nasty!
-But that's just me!
Just think if I was going out for some new football league that of which entailed crazy field-names.
Would you rather me be:
The BoneCrusher
Killing Spree
Big Dick Master
or:
Sammy Stinkynuts
Bobby Shitshimself
The Fart weasel
I think sexual is cute,
Mean and Crazy is the right way to go,
Gross and Nasty? Maybe I'm just a puss....

Hahaha.. too funny. I have to agree.. the queefing thing is.. a little.. ummm.. well lets just say you might as well name yourself Lucy Pussy or something... and the costume would definitely need a skull on the crotch.. not on the face. I vote no on Grim Queefer.
~M

Melissa and I have had our differences, but I love the Lucy Pussy idea. Probably too hard core though.

Maybe put a last name on Stephacide... Like "Stephacide Ho," "Stephacide Bitch," "Stephacide Cumminthru," or "Stephacide Missy"

[modernenthusiast]

I love it-

Dammit, Haverphile is a genius! And to think he recognized my dangerous, killer nature without ever even meeting me. The man is gifted. Plain gifted.


Of course you would love Lucy Pussy, Natch! You wouldn't be you if you didn't.

[MissMelissa]

For the record: I wasn't serious about Lucy Pussy... ew.

Natch, What differences? *shrug*

Here are 2 more suggestions in case you haven't already had enough...

-Miss Ann Thrope
-Cat Straighter

Who knows if they are already Rollerderby names or not.
~Melissa

[matthew]

"Cat Straighter" is GOLDEN

[nichefindyours]

My vote is for Stephacide Ho or Cat straighter.

[Haverphile]

The other vast repository in this Spanish-speaking town would be the "spanish phrases" that sound like names...


"Vasa Morir" ( = vas a morir = you're gonna die)

"Voya Matarte" ( = voy a matarte = I'm going to murder you).

Roller Derby...fun for the whole family!

[IHeartConcrete]

I think I heart Stephacide...