Blondie (But you'd get eaten for lunch! -That's like using Barbie.)
Lazy eyed psycho (Not that I think you are one
-But it makes you sound a little crazy huh?)
Your Mom (Then that could be your slogan too- everytime you dish it out- "Your Mom bitch!"- and even as a defense when you are annihilated)
The gimp (Would be perfect when your coach yells "bring out the gimp"!)
The pulverizer (But you'd look silly if your first time on the track you got trampled)
Rollergirl (Probably taken but damn she was sexy! -And you'd have to deal with me calling you at 3 A.M. on weekend nights asking for Rollergirl)
That about drains my creativity level- don't expect much out of me the rest of the day!