Off topic, but please help!-rollerderby crisis

[modernenthusiast]

I am trying to come up with a name to call myself before tomorrow night for rollerderby- I thought all of the creative people on the board here may have some great ideas for names-I can't use "modern-e"- it doesn't sound violent enough. Short of anything vulgar (that seems to be the theme when I ask certain people), I would appreciate any tough sounding names (because I am really a wimp) that anyone can think of- there has got to be something that someone can think of that would be the perfect name. Thanks for the help!

[PixelPixie]

Staph

The Renovator

Dee Eye Why

Aggrephanie (you know, like the greek goddess of aggression!)

Aggrephodite?

[Steve]

Killdozer

[JC]

Blondie (But you'd get eaten for lunch! -That's like using Barbie.)
Lazy eyed psycho (Not that I think you are one -But it makes you sound a little crazy huh?)
Your Mom (Then that could be your slogan too- everytime you dish it out- "Your Mom bitch!"- and even as a defense when you are annihilated)
The gimp (Would be perfect when your coach yells "bring out the gimp"!)
The pulverizer (But you'd look silly if your first time on the track you got trampled)
Rollergirl (Probably taken but damn she was sexy! -And you'd have to deal with me calling you at 3 A.M. on weekend nights asking for Rollergirl)

That about drains my creativity level- don't expect much out of me the rest of the day!

[modernenthusiast]

Hilarious- my favorites are "Your Mom" - I think that is too freaking funny. "The Renovator"- that is tough yet true. "Killdozer" is great 'cause it just sounds mean.

Thank you guys for helping- anyone else have any ideas, let me know

[minimalist]

Madam Hurt You.

Miss Hurt You.

Missy Hurt You.

etc.

Man, does that say anything about my views of women? Nah.

[matthew]

where's natch when you need him?

My vote is for The Renovator or perhaps Staph.

[modernenthusiast]

Oh no mathew- natch has given me plenty of names- who do you think I was referring to when I said vulgar?

Here are two just to give you an idea:

Va-Giant- and i wear all green

The Grim Queefer : and I paint a skull on my face and wear all black.

There are more, but I don't think I can post those.

I needed some appropriate ideas.

[moderndiyer]

Can you use other people's names...from other leagues that you might never come in contact with?

Because I saw one - Miss Assfault and I thought that awesome. Formalda Heidi - that rocks.

I didn't make those up I saw them on the net. Okay so what's your real first name..does it need to rhyme?

Grim Queefer?! I almost peed my pants!

[DG]

Maybe something that link you to our dear Marlen Grove (kindda wearing the colors)

Grove-zilla
Marlen-tova

[modernenthusiast]

My real first name is Stephanie- it doesn't have to rhyme.

DG- Grove-zilla is funny.

If you get a chance, please vote in the poll.

Thanks everyone!

[MrX]

Mid Century Missile

Grove Digger

Chet

Track Sabbath

Rolling Kevorkian

Eviler Knievel

Bride of Smashtosterone "MAY YOUR VEINS FLOW WITH BLOOD!"

[JC]

Bride of Smashtosterone

Sally McSmashington

Oh yeah, SMASH!

Face Mangler

Blood on your face

Kills people

Murderer

Daddy's unwanted child

Beast

You have a lot to live up to Steph!

[MrX]

Oh, did I say Chet?

That was a typo.

What I meant was:
Makes you DIE, then does burnouts all over your dead corpse chalk outline

[matthew]

Mid Century Missile

and

Track Sabbath

are good by me.

where is this poll staph?